{"id":1035,"date":"2010-09-17T10:26:29","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T14:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2010-09-17T11:58:38","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T15:58:38","slug":"blood-blood-everywhere-let%e2%80%99s-all-take-a-drink-%e2%80%a6-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=1035","title":{"rendered":"Blood, Blood everywhere let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all take a drink \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Or not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">A pointed tooth here, a hypnotizing eye there and you had me at I want to suck \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 well let us leave it at that.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Perfect bodies and chiseled features \u00e2\u20ac\u201c who needs mind control or\u00c2\u00a0 hypnotism anymore when just a good set of teeth , a nice smile and those bodies are enough to get people to do your bidding. Ever since I was young I had a fascination with vampires \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve always wanted to be one \u00e2\u20ac\u201c they have a certain allure. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve since grown up and still find they have an allure and well I have no desire to drink blood I still think it would be cool to be a vampire. Vampires have come a long way since the early days of Nosferatu \u00e2\u20ac\u201c a decrepit, hunchbacked, pale man who couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t step into the light of day.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Nosferatu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-759 aligncenter\" title=\"Nosferatu\" src=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Nosferatu.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"278\" height=\"217\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I have to say that I agree with Alan Ball who says that vampires are sex. They have a mystique about them and they draw you in for one purpose, to taste you. While I enjoy the new sexiness of vampires I dislike it when they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re basic nature is changed and they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re too self controlled. Vampires should be reckless and self serving that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what\u00c2\u00a0 leaves you in a state of exhilaration for the thrill of the chase, even though you know the outcome. Vampires make death erotic, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know if there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s any other way to say it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Eric.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-759 aligncenter\" title=\"Eric\" src=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Eric.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"261\" height=\"308\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not to like about them, they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re immortal \u00e2\u20ac\u201c for the most part \u00e2\u20ac\u201c stay away from sharp pointy objects. They manage to seduce whomever they desire. They have no sworn enemies \u00e2\u20ac\u201c the whole werewolf thing as it turns out is a myth, and due to their immortality they stay young forever. WIN, win \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 win, win. \u00c2\u00a0OH and they have super hearing and strength and on occasion other attributes as well, so from humble beginnings the vampire has turned from grotesque monster into the hottest person everyone wants to bed all in the span of a few decades.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Now if only we could do that with other things.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><a href=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/cory-icon-copy-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-16\" title=\"cory-icon-copy-copy\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/cory-icon-copy-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"75\" height=\"75\" \/><\/a>Cory<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pointed tooth here, a hypnotizing eye there and you had me at I want to suck \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 well let us leave it at that. Perfect bodies and chiseled features \u00e2\u20ac\u201c who needs mind control or\u00c2\u00a0 hypnotism anymore when just a good set of teeth , a nice smile and those bodies are enough to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1037,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions\/1037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}