{"id":155,"date":"2008-10-31T00:50:48","date_gmt":"2008-10-31T04:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=155"},"modified":"2008-11-03T00:12:41","modified_gmt":"2008-11-03T04:12:41","slug":"i-knew-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=155","title":{"rendered":"I Knew It!"},"content":{"rendered":"

A correspondence between friends.<\/p>\n

The other day I got this forward from Cory and this is what happened.<\/p>\n

Subject: My Resimay…
\nTo: Nel; Tra
\nFrom: Cory
\nDate: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:08:48 -0400<\/em><\/p>\n

My Resimay<\/em><\/p>\n

To hoom it mae cunsern,<\/em><\/p>\n

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.<\/em><\/p>\n

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.<\/em><\/p>\n

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and allthe ladies.<\/em><\/p>\n

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.<\/em><\/p>\n

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,<\/em><\/p>\n

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.<\/em><\/p>\n

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.<\/em><\/p>\n

Sinseerly,<\/em><\/p>\n

Bubba<\/em><\/p>\n

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

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\nFrom: Tra
\nTo: Cory; Nel
\nSubject: RE: My Resimay…
\nDate: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:26:10 +0000<\/em><\/p>\n

I wood hiher him.<\/em><\/p>\n

From: Nel
\nTo: Tra; Cory
\nSubject: RE: My Resimay…
\nDate: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:28:53 +0000<\/em><\/p>\n

true story :<\/em><\/p>\n

Cory says: GOOD MORNING!
\nCory says: whasa matta fo u?
\nNel says: lol
\nNel says: holler
\nNel says: YOUR EMAIL IS HILARIOUS
\nCory says: the resume – it made me laugh
\nNel says: its ok – we’ve got spell check
\nCory says: I know right.
\nCory says: LOL
\nCory says: the pic was pretty good too.
\nNel says: I’d totally hire him
\nCory says: i’m sure you would spell check or otherwise
\nNel says: ederwise vi sownd a leetle lhike these
\nCory says: really?
\nCory says: is that what we’re doing now?
\nCory says: LOL
\nNel says: wha, someone has to sound like TRA
\nCory says: OH
\nCory says: see how she responded to that email. You were right.
\nNel says: LMAO
\nNel says: oh god – we are soooo predictable<\/em><\/p>\n

From: Tra
\nTo: Nel; Cory
\nSubject: RE: My Resimay…
\nDate: Thu, 10\/23\/2008 09:45 AM<\/em><\/p>\n

First off, MEAN!
\nSecond, it is so true.<\/em><\/p>\n

Subject: RE: My Resimay…
\nTo: Tra
\nCC: Nel
\nFrom: Cory
\nDate: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:52:36 -0400<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh Tra,
\nwe knew that would be too tempting for you to not do it.<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Ah\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6good times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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