{"id":504,"date":"2009-06-15T23:02:33","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T03:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=504"},"modified":"2009-06-15T23:02:33","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T03:02:33","slug":"chit-chat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"chit chat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These are all authentic comments posted in their entirety, neither edited for\u00c2\u00a0content or grammar or for their lewd nature, enjoy!<\/p>\n<div><strong>Cory says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>will the mouse play while the cats away?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Nelly says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>doesnt it always?<\/div>\n<div>just finished lunch<\/div>\n<div>whats up with you?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Cory says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>not much just trying to stay wake<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Nelly says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>I actually get to eat these days ! amoizing !<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Cory says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>whatd you have for lunch.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Nelly says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>why so sleepy?<\/div>\n<div>you are usually all early to bed and early to rise<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Cory says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>I know &#8211; I don&#8217;t know probably because I was up until after midnight last night\u00c2\u00a0can I just say that the ice cream truck is here and I want to shoot him or atlest his speakers &#8211; that song is SO ANNOYING\u00c2\u00a0and it keeps repeating over and over and over and over&#8230;. AAAAAAAAAAAARARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH{<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Nelly says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>lol<\/div>\n<div>its the icecream man<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Cory says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>I don&#8217;t know but I can&#8217;t take that STUPID song!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Nelly says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>if I were you, which I am not &#8211; I would be running over to the man and making dirty dirty lewd vapid gestures at him and telling him about that time when I ran after the truck and when he stopped &#8211; I hugged him and I am pretty sure that wasnt a gun in his pocket<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Cory says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>LOL<\/div>\n<div>you just NASTY!<\/div>\n<div>ewww<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Nelly says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>hey &#8211; I am not Nasty until after 11 at $400\/hr<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Cory says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>11 A.M<\/div>\n<div>DUTTY WHOE<\/div>\n<div>after you worsch out your undies.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Nelly says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>I know ! you my main client, heifer !<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Cory says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Please I can&#8217;t afford $400 you must be dreaming &#8211; unless you have a complete look-a-like that does it for 25 cents.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>WHHHOOOOAAA BABY!!!<\/div>\n<div>so why are we arguing on price whey clearly the important thing here is that we both agree you&#8217;re a whoe &#8211; RIGHT?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Nelly says:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>LMAO<\/div>\n<div>YOU KNOW WHAT?<\/div>\n<div>I DONT NEED THIS<\/div>\n<div>GOODBYE CRUEL JOHN !<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/cory-icon-copy-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-16\" title=\"cory-icon-copy-copy\" src=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/cory-icon-copy-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"75\" height=\"75\" \/><\/a>Cory<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/nelly-icon-copy-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-15\" title=\"nelly-icon-copy-copy\" src=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/nelly-icon-copy-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"75\" height=\"75\" \/><\/a>Nel<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are all authentic comments posted in their entirety, neither edited for\u00c2\u00a0content or grammar or for their lewd nature, enjoy! Cory says: will the mouse play while the cats away? Nelly says: doesnt it always? just finished lunch whats up with you? Cory says: not much just trying to stay wake Nelly says: I actually [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":505,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions\/505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}