{"id":581,"date":"2009-07-25T21:37:48","date_gmt":"2009-07-26T01:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=581"},"modified":"2009-07-25T21:44:37","modified_gmt":"2009-07-26T01:44:37","slug":"twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=581","title":{"rendered":"Twins!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dont even lie &#8211; they are totally the same!!!\u00c2\u00a0A recent trip to the Toronto Zoo reminded me that I had a horrible problem with thinking that all the creatures on Sesame Street were very real. This wouldnt be a problem, if I hadnt kept believeing that Snuffleupaugus and Barkley (the dog) on the show were real until I was 13 or so. Yes, I know &#8211; how could I? But its true people, its very very true !! I have just given away some of my dignity to you fabulous people &#8211; in the meantime enjoy ACTUAL elephants because they make everything slightly better. Also, I think that one on the left was totally giving me all kinds of fierceness a la <a href=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=586\">America\\&#8217;s Next Top Model<\/a>&#8211; WUUUHRK !!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">\n<dl id=\"attachment_582\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\" style=\"width: 215px;\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/272398752_eb5e87d2c71.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-582\" title=\"The REAL Snuffleupaugus\" src=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/272398752_eb5e87d2c71-205x300.jpg\" alt=\"What does a tranny have to do around these parts to get a fake lash like that?\" width=\"205\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/272398752_eb5e87d2c71-205x300.jpg 205w, https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/272398752_eb5e87d2c71.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" \/><\/a><\/dt>\n<dd class=\"wp-caption-dd\">What does a tranny have to do around these parts to get a fake lash like that?<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/snuffleupaugus.bmp\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/snuffleupaugus.bmp\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-583\" title=\"snuffleupaugus\" src=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/snuffleupaugus.bmp\" alt=\"Can the Real Snuffleupaugus please stand up?\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\"><a href=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/nelly-icon-copy-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-15\" title=\"nelly-icon-copy-copy\" src=\"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/nelly-icon-copy-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"75\" height=\"75\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dont even lie &#8211; they are totally the same!!!\u00c2\u00a0A recent trip to the Toronto Zoo reminded me that I had a horrible problem with thinking that all the creatures on Sesame Street were very real. This wouldnt be a problem, if I hadnt kept believeing that Snuffleupaugus and Barkley (the dog) on the show were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":590,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions\/590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}