{"id":807,"date":"2009-11-04T00:15:45","date_gmt":"2009-11-04T04:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=807"},"modified":"2009-11-04T00:15:45","modified_gmt":"2009-11-04T04:15:45","slug":"ewww-i-cant-beleive-you-said-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=807","title":{"rendered":"EWWW – I can’t beleive you said that!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s talk about inappropriate conversations.<\/p>\n

Is there such a thing? Well for many the answer is yes. There are many, many topics that are inappropriate to talk about and even more places in which not to have those discussions. However Tra and I seem to be missing that part of our cerebral cortex. \u00c2\u00a0We talk about everything and ANYTHING from bad jokes to things I dare not mention here but least I should sound like a hypocrite I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll share a few \u00e2\u20ac\u201c We have spoken about \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Arnold Schwarzenegger, language, accents, race, sex, drugs, bestiality and pornography all the way to music and art and random noises.<\/p>\n

Have I mentioned we have an almost daily discussion about poop and douches. I Know right \u00c2\u00a0See I told you inappropriate. But we have a laugh non the less. We call each other names and kick each other when we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re down \u00e2\u20ac\u201c we laugh at each others stupidity and make fun of each other for our misgivings \u00e2\u20ac\u201c One would think that we are not really friends but we are the best kind of friends \u00e2\u20ac\u201c we don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to worry about what we say or how it will be taken \u00e2\u20ac\u201c we just take it and move on. \u00c2\u00a0Oh wait this was supposed to be a post about in appropriate conversations and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve turned it into some mushy piece about \u00c2\u00a0Friendship \u00e2\u20ac\u201c well lets\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 get back on topic OK. \u00c2\u00a0 I have to just say that Tra was telling me about 2 girls 1 cup and you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t wanna know and if you do \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re sick! I have a little throw up \u00c2\u00a0in my mouth right now just thinking about it. \u00c2\u00a0Mmmm chunks.<\/p>\n

I really suggest if you haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t had an inappropriate conversation with your friends you really should \u00e2\u20ac\u201c just randomly bring up a topic you think is disgusting or rude and then just throw it out there \u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be surprised at the results. If you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t laugh at it then you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re too stuck up and need to get emergency surgery to get that stick out your ass and If you threw up you went a little too far but that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s okay because you can always talk about eating the chunks, just make sure you have either eaten some peanuts or corn the night before. OH and don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t forget to have it within earshot of other people.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Cory<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s talk about inappropriate conversations. Is there such a thing? Well for many the answer is yes. There are many, many topics that are inappropriate to talk about and even more places in which not to have those discussions. However Tra and I seem to be missing that part of our cerebral cortex. \u00c2\u00a0We talk […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=807"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":811,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions\/811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}