{"id":852,"date":"2009-12-22T14:46:07","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T18:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=852"},"modified":"2009-12-22T14:46:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-22T18:46:07","slug":"woman-arrested-for-drowning-friend-in-lemonade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/?p=852","title":{"rendered":"Woman arrested for drowning friend in Lemonade!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Although this isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t actually a real news title it could have been, in this mornings paper.<\/p>\n

It all started Sunday. I woke up and was asked to send our good friend Tra a text message.\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Send your recipe for your \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Trini\u00e2\u20ac\u009d fudge or come over and help us make some.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Now what you gotta know about Tracey is that she loves to sleep well that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s probably because she loves to stay up late but I digress. Hence the text and not a phone call, but lo a behold she calls me back 5-10 mins later. Tra is NOT a morning person and can get a little cranky when awaken. \u00c2\u00a0She begrudgingly agreed to be ready in an hour for me to pick her up so she could help make her fudge \u00e2\u20ac\u201c which by the way is fantastic! \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Anyway. We stop at the store get a few missing ingredients and make it back to my place. We make the fudge she helps with the Christmas tree and then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for me to drive her home because I have to start to get ready for work.<\/p>\n

I was asked to stop at a store to pick up some cigarettes by Steve on my excursion so I did that before I hit the highway. We pull in to the rabba up the street by the mall. I offer to buy her a drink because we didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t feed her or anything when she came over which we usually do but this time we didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t \u00e2\u20ac\u201c so anyway. I was looking for something different so I decided on lemonade while she decided to get a chocolate milk. I pay for the purchase and we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re back in the car heading for the highway. I break open my lemonade and take a sip. I announce that It tasted a little off and she blurts out \u00e2\u20ac\u0153what do you expect you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re drinking lemon juice\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Well if that wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t the funniest thing I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve heard \u00e2\u20ac\u201c or so you would have thought by how hard I was laughing \u00e2\u20ac\u201c but here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the kicker \u00e2\u20ac\u201c just before she said that I managed to take another drink and my mouth was full of lemonade I was swallowing some and she goes and makes me laugh. Well, obviously I start to choke as the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153lemon juice, ade\u00e2\u20ac\u009d makes it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s way down my esophagus to my lungs \u00e2\u20ac\u201c all while I was driving. I was coughing, laughing and choking all at the same time \u00e2\u20ac\u201cI couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t catch my breath and I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stop laughing. I had to pull over to the side of the road off the main road where it took me maybe five minutes to gather myself back to a state where I could breath normally and drive. Now I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what it was that struck me as so funny but Tra does seem to have this amazing ability to say the most mundane things in a way that I find hysterical \u00e2\u20ac\u201c don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ask me how or why but it just does \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 so I finally get her home and she said .. what\u00c2\u00a0 – I suppose you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to tell everyone that I tried to kill you and I was all like \u00e2\u20ac\u201c \u00e2\u20ac\u0153YES\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my story and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sticking to it.<\/p>\n

Man found dead \u00e2\u20ac\u201c woman arrested for murder \u00e2\u20ac\u201c weapon \u00e2\u20ac\u201c laughter and lemonade.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Cory<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Although this isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t actually a real news title it could have been, in this mornings paper. It all started Sunday. I woke up and was asked to send our good friend Tra a text message.\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Send your recipe for your \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Trini\u00e2\u20ac\u009d fudge or come over and help us make some.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Now what you gotta know about […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":853,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions\/853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underbellyofsunshine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}