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Mr I-think-its-ok-to-name-someone-Mr.Cake
Mr Cakes-and-clocks-don’t-mix
Mr My-birth-scene-looks-like-The-Omen
Mr My-daddy-abandoned-me-cuz-I-was-an-ugly-baby
Mr Just-cuz-you-were-raised-by-a-black-lady-don’t-make-you-black
Mr You-are-not-a-Jack-Rabbit-cos’-you-were-raised-by-a-black-lady-neither
Mr I-wish-I-was-pretty-like-when-I-was-in-Legends-of-the-Fall
Mr I-tried-to-recreate-that-pretty
Mr Prostitutes-aren’t-available-on-Sundays
Mr I-don’t-need-prostitutes-I-am-Benjamin-freakin’-Button
Mr I-believe-Tilda-Swinton-was-born-a-woman
Mr I-believe-Tilda-Swinton-had-her-sex reassignment-surgery-whilst-making-the-movie
Mr I-think-reverse-aging-is-enough-of-a-story-arc
Mr I-filmed-it-in-New-Orleans-but-I-don’t-think-anyone-cares
Mr I-tried-to-tie-in-the-end-to-a-real-life-disaster
Mr I-embraced-life-so-I-am-better-than-you
Mr I-came-back-as-a-baby-just-to-rob-an-old-woman-of-her-energy
Mr I-Like-to-keep-broken-clocks
Mr I-fast-forwarded-the-dying-bit-in-the-movie
Mr My-legacy-is-a-pant-closure

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