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Crank: High Voltage

I don’t know what to say about this movie. I can’t really explain what happens in the movie cuz it just wouldn’t make any sense. I can’t really describe the plot cuz there really isn’t one. But what I can tell you is that this is a hardcore action flick. Statham kicks ass and shit blows up. Serious.

If you saw the first Crank movie you know what to expect. You didn’t think it could get any crazier did you? It is the same kind of frantic story that centers around Chev Chelios (Statham), who somehow manages to be indestructible. His girlfriend is back (Amy Smart) and his physician Doc Miles (Dwight Yoakam). And even Efren Ramierz manages to make it back even though his character, Kaylo, dies in the first movie. There are also a few cameos in this movie including Corey Haim, Geri Halliwell, Ron Jeremy, Chester Bennington, Glenn Howerton, Bai Ling and David Carradine. If you spot David Carradine you win a prize! (No, not really)

For those of you who haven’t seen the first movie be prepared for your mind to be blown. This movie is just so far out there, completely ridiculous, that you will just find yourself sitting back and enjoying the ride. There is a heart transplant, shot gun enema, giant monster fight, electrocutions, sex during a horse race, talk show discussion, talking heads, full body Tourettes, and more. Yes there is more.

You can’t go into this movie to analyze it. Within about 30 seconds your brain will break if you try to make it logical. You look at it for what it is; fights, guns, T&A, and a whole lot of implausible!

Hell ya!

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