So I am here at work and it is a bit of a slow day so far. I know just thinking that means that I am so going to get slammed later but whatevs it gives me time to post and I am not going to complain about that. I really don’t have that much to say today. I could tell you that I just wrote an email to my friends about writing an email to them. It is all very exciting. Or I could do a review of 30 Minutes or Less but I really don’t wanna be bothered with that… well maybe just a few words. First, here is the poster:
Second, let me just say that this movie is not very good and I am glad I only paid $5 to see it. It wasn’t horrible but I did expect more from it. There are parts that are funny but there wasn’t enough in there to keep the movie afloat. At most this should have been a half hour episode of some kind of tv show and then the humour would have been tight making it awesome. But with this there is too much time and filler making it sloppy. Jesse Eisenberg did not fit the role he played so much so that I found it distracting. If it was someone else that could have made a big difference. Aziz Angari, Danny McBride, and Nick Swardson were all funny but more outlandish than hilarious. The three of them are great in moderate doses but this was too much. With that said there are some real bust-a-gut moments which makes the whole thing bearable. Don’t pay more than $5 to see this. At that price it is justifiable but anymore than that you will feel ripped off.
That was barely a review that was more of a blurb.
Note: Because my friends now know I am bored they have started calling me at work torturing the receptionist with ridiculous name like “Gomer Pile” and, this one she couldn’t even say, “Ninny McPantywhacker”. That last name is totally my fault because I originally came up with it.
Anyways, in my down time, at work especially, I like to stumble. I don’t mean the dictionary defination as in to trip or momentarily lose one’s balance; almost fall, that would just make me seem crazy. I mean stumble as in use the site StumbleUpon that takes you to sites based on your interests. I have come across some really fun and interesting stuff that I never would have seen otherwise. Here are some of them
Anti-joke.com – It’s not funny, most of them are uncomfortable or just plain stupid. It’s enough to make you laugh. Here’s the best one:
It kills me every time. Cory almost died when he heard this one:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Have fun with that one.
Space Avalanche – A twistedly awesome web comic where you will find stuff like this
It is so wrong, but oh so good.
Porcelain Art by Kate Macdowell – I can’t really explain it but once you see it you can’t un-see it.
I know your curiosity got the better of you and you clicked the link above so to help soften their effects and untwist your minds I give you this fun site. It is called Incredibox. You get to create your own sound using some pretty awesome beatbox elements so turn up the volume. You can just get lost in the beat for a long time.
Also there is something entertaining about this guy:
Lastly, I have this odd little game to occupy your time, Puki 3d. Don’t let its simplicity fool you, taking down those albino vampire baby freaks is harder than it looks.
Well I hope you had fun with those links.