A moving conversation

Cory says:  hey- are you there? I have like 10 min

Nelly says:  you beat me to it

Cory says:  before mail

Nelly says: before?  le sigh

Cory says:  I know eh

Nelly says:  how come you werent here all day?

Cory says:  busy trying to leave early

Nelly says:  my last days at work and you abandon me?  how come?

Cory says:  I wanna go to the gym and to my dad’s for a bit to continue the transformation – looks like we’re                   moving.

Nelly says:  Wow. I am gonna miss you and our walks a lot – even though we missed out this summer

Cory says: I’m not moving to another continent – just across town. I know – we’ll connect, don’t worry.

Nelly says:  BUT I WILL HAZ MISS YOU  AND NOONE WILL HAZ MY CHEEZBURGER

Cory says:  So you best take a bite before hand – beeyotch.

Nelly says:  Is that what you say to the boys in the yard?

Cory says:  no I offer them my milkshake

Nelly says:  never offer me none. Heifer!

Cory says:  you want a sip from my straw?

Nelly says:  doesnt everyone?  25c surcharge?  lol

Cory says:  apparently.  I’m sorry my protein shakes are $75 a pop!!

Nelly says: thats a markup if I ever saw one

Nel