I Knew It!

A correspondence between friends.

The other day I got this forward from Cory and this is what happened.

Subject: My Resimay…
To: Nel; Tra
From: Cory
Date: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:08:48 -0400

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and allthe ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

From: Tra
To: Cory; Nel
Subject: RE: My Resimay…
Date: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:26:10 +0000

I wood hiher him.

From: Nel
To: Tra; Cory
Subject: RE: My Resimay…
Date: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:28:53 +0000

true story :

Cory says: GOOD MORNING!
Cory says: whasa matta fo u?
Nel says: lol
Nel says: holler
Nel says: YOUR EMAIL IS HILARIOUS
Cory says: the resume – it made me laugh
Nel says: its ok – we’ve got spell check
Cory says: I know right.
Cory says: LOL
Cory says: the pic was pretty good too.
Nel says: I’d totally hire him
Cory says: i’m sure you would spell check or otherwise
Nel says: ederwise vi sownd a leetle lhike these
Cory says: really?
Cory says: is that what we’re doing now?
Cory says: LOL
Nel says: wha, someone has to sound like TRA
Cory says: OH
Cory says: see how she responded to that email. You were right.
Nel says: LMAO
Nel says: oh god – we are soooo predictable

From: Tra
To: Nel; Cory
Subject: RE: My Resimay…
Date: Thu, 10/23/2008 09:45 AM

First off, MEAN!
Second, it is so true.

Subject: RE: My Resimay…
To: Tra
CC: Nel
From: Cory
Date: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:52:36 -0400

Oh Tra,
we knew that would be too tempting for you to not do it.

Ah…good times.